Sunday, January 17, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Guacamole
Last night, 3 of my little brother's best friends were "kidnapped" at an amusement park when the rides they were on continued in an endless loop, and the mechanism to turn them off was stolen. I was asked to find and catch the evil doer.
After walking around and interrogating several people, I received information as to where the perpetrator may be hiding. On my way there, I met up with a few friends I hadn't seen in a while. We proceeded to an abandoned shack, and inside were the evil doers, but the mechanism was no where to be found.
The head evil doer lady informed me that the mechanism was hidden underground and showed me a trap door leading to the underground lair where it was hidden. I asked my friends if they wanted to come with me, but they all declined, when suddenly out of nowhere, an African American female archaeologist walked in and agreed to assist me. Before entering the door, the head evil doer lady gave me a flash light and a butter knife and told me I would need them.
Upon descending the staircase, the archaeologist and I found ourselves in a room with about 20 other people. After walking around a bit, we realized the other people were all reflections of ourselves, and that the room was full of mirrors. Exploring the "lair" further, we came across a walking talking 10 foot bronze statue who, although very polite, informed us he guarded this "lair" and we would have to fight him to continue. I then proceeded to have a knife fight with the statue, who was also armed with a butter knife.
With absolutely no help from the archaeologist, I defeated the statue, who then warned us that far more dangerous creatures lurked in the "lair". One such creature was a giant and incredibly fat and dangerous chicken, also made of bronze. It's one weakness was that it was ticklish. I then proceeded to tickle the giant chicken until I once again became victorious.
I then woke up and swore never again to eat guacamole before going to bed.
After walking around and interrogating several people, I received information as to where the perpetrator may be hiding. On my way there, I met up with a few friends I hadn't seen in a while. We proceeded to an abandoned shack, and inside were the evil doers, but the mechanism was no where to be found.
The head evil doer lady informed me that the mechanism was hidden underground and showed me a trap door leading to the underground lair where it was hidden. I asked my friends if they wanted to come with me, but they all declined, when suddenly out of nowhere, an African American female archaeologist walked in and agreed to assist me. Before entering the door, the head evil doer lady gave me a flash light and a butter knife and told me I would need them.
Upon descending the staircase, the archaeologist and I found ourselves in a room with about 20 other people. After walking around a bit, we realized the other people were all reflections of ourselves, and that the room was full of mirrors. Exploring the "lair" further, we came across a walking talking 10 foot bronze statue who, although very polite, informed us he guarded this "lair" and we would have to fight him to continue. I then proceeded to have a knife fight with the statue, who was also armed with a butter knife.
With absolutely no help from the archaeologist, I defeated the statue, who then warned us that far more dangerous creatures lurked in the "lair". One such creature was a giant and incredibly fat and dangerous chicken, also made of bronze. It's one weakness was that it was ticklish. I then proceeded to tickle the giant chicken until I once again became victorious.
I then woke up and swore never again to eat guacamole before going to bed.
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